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30 Funny Stalker Quotes About Stalking Your Crush (2019 Update)


Here is the collection of inspirational and humorous Stalker quotes and Stalking sayings. In this age of social media, we have all been guilty of stalking our family, friends, or crushes. If this activity remains within a limit, it can generate certain pleasure but making it an obsession can lead to destruction.

You can’t force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…

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Stalking someone on Facebook and accidentally liking their profile picture from six years ago.

It’s not called stalking. It’s just called following you.

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It might seem that I stalk you, but the truth is I love you!!!
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Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…

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You call it stalking, I call it love.

Hello stalker, I’m doing fine, thanks for checking up on me.

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If stalking my page and going through my pics makes you feel better, please continue, you’re sad and pathetic.
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Stalk me all you want, I still won’t like you.

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I’m not stalking I prefer the term close range people watching.

Stalking is a felony. Just sayin’.

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“Stalking” is such a strong word I prefer “Intense Research of an individual”.

“Friend request accepted”. Let the stalking begin.

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Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Based on psychological study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are a stalker.

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It’s not a joke. It’s not romantic. It’s not ok. Stop stalking. It’s a crime.

Remember…it’s the people not liking your pics who are paying the most attention.

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There’s a fine line between love and stalking.
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Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

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Some call it stalking I call it love.

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

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If the person is ugly, you call them a stalker. If the person is good looking, you call them a secret admirer.

It’s not stalking if you don’t follow them home, right?

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Some call it stalking…I call it collecting evidence.

There are 2 types of internet stalker. First is the person who admires you and second is the person who hates you big time.
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 I’m not a “stalker”, I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.

Not stalking. Just watching you…always.

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