If you take the cheesiest lines from romantic movies and address them to pizza they’ll suddenly feel real and authentic. Here are some great pizza quotes for all food lovers.

“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.?”
Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t set right.”
G.A. McKevettfamous pizza quotes
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
Amy Neftzger

“Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza.”
Benedict Smith – Pizza Quotes

famous pizza quotes
“What is life, it comes to me, without the occasional risk of pizza?”
Tim Federle, Summer Days and Summer Nights: Twelve Love Stories

“Christmas was definitely the best thing ever, even better than pizza. But instead of all her favorite toppings, Amitola was surrounded by all her favorite people.”
Aishabella Sheikh, Jungle Princess

famous pizza quotes
“In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. ‘Why don’t we get lunch, and then we’ll grab some pizza.”
Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story

“Everything it’s has it’s own benefits if you buy frozen pizza you go fat. If you buy well made pizza you will keep your weigh, even you won’t get fat!”
Deyth Banger

famous pizza quotes
“The universal logo for a pizzahut is eight slices painted cross a disc of yellow plywood mounted in the mouth of a taxidermic hippopotapus.”
Noah Wareness

“I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!”
Jasleen Kaur Gumber

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“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
Madeline Oles

“A Pizza Slice a day keeps Sadness Away.”
Jet Paacal – Pizza Quotes

quotes about pizza
“Warm, enticing scents were floating down, basil and oregano and tomato. It made Wes long for something, something he couldn’t place. A happy childhood, a home.”
Sarah Addison Allen, Lost Lake

“A pizza will always taste better cold.”
Anthony T. Hincks

quotes about pizza
“When life give you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it.”
Anay

“At the same cost spent on occasional pizzas or dine outs, one can cover premium costs – for lasting protection – with insurance.”
Meera Srinivasan

quotes about pizza
“Sex is like pizza: if you’re going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“We’d be the Joystick Order. Out motto would be High Score for One, Pizza for All.”
Meg Cabot, Shadowland – Pizza Quotes

quotes about pizza
“I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.”
Jandy Nelson, I’ll Give You the Sun

“But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.”
Neil Patrick Harris, Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiographyquotes about pizza
“Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, Freakonomics.”
Adam Pazandak”

“An hour later, we were full of pizza and I love him a little more.”
Jennifer Echols, Such a Rush

quotes about pizza
“I’d rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.”
Sarah Burgess – Pizza Quotes

“On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.)”
Neil deGrasse Tyson

quotes about pizza
“Guess I am going to take a man-nap. Wake me up when there is food.”
Vann Chow, Shanghai Nobody

“I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie – I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?”
Will Advise, Nothing is here…

quotes about pizza
“Now, my friends, we go for pizza.”
Daniel Younger – Pizza Quotes

“Pizza… It’s what America’s having for dinner!”
José N. Harris, Mi Vida

quotes about pizza
“Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking.”
Jayden Hunter, Undressed To The Nines

“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.”
Jason Barnett

quotes about pizza
“Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?”
Will Advise, Nothing is here…

“It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff on it. Like the sauces!”
Deyth Banger

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!”
Aubrey Plaza – Pizza Quotes

“I will never understand the appeal of the Hawaiian pizza.”
Judd Winick, Green Arrow, Vol. 9: Road to Jericho

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