If you have encountered an act of passive aggression, then you already know that it’s never a good way to resolve a conflict. But looking at the other side of things, it can result in some hilarious situations. Here are some funny passive aggressive quotes for our readers to enjoy.

Never judge someone until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do judge him, you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.
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Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking Margaritas.funny passive aggressive quotes
As a young child my mother told me I can be anyone I want to be. Turns out this is called identity theft.
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funny passive aggressive quotes
When in doubt, simply post a cryptic Facebook status update. Because that’s what grow-ups do. funny passive aggressive quotes
If opportunity doesn’t knock, don’t bother building a door. They have lots of doors at Home Depot and they’re not that expensive. funny passive aggressive quotes
The best preparation for tomorrow is not doing anything today, because I work better when I have five minutes before company comes over. passive aggressive inspirational quotes
There is nothing impossible to those who will try. Except for really, really hard things, or easy things if you’re stupid.
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passive aggressive inspirational quotes
Believe you can and you’re halfway there to convincing yourself to do something stupid. passive aggressive inspirational quotes
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. Also, our species’s overall lack of a hardened Exo-skeleton to protect our vital organs.passive aggressive inspirational quotes
God gives us only what we can handle. Apparently God things I’m a bad-ass.passive aggressive inspirational quotes
How to be successful: Focus on your own shit.
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passive aggressive inspirational quotes
My favorite mythical creature ever is that happy B*tch in the tampon commercials. passive aggressive inspirational quotes
Some people are like clouds … When they’re gone it’s a beautiful day. passive aggressive inspirational quotes
Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars.passive aggressive inspirational quotes
I’m glad you’re learning to laugh at yourself. That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us. passive aggressive inspirational quotes
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.

Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

You are free to choose, but you are not free to alter the consequences of your decisions.

Never judge anyone until you walk a mile in their shoes. Unless they’re bad shoes. Then you should totally say something.

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

Passive pleasure is no pleasure at all.

We met for a reason, either you’re a blessing or a lesson.

Sometimes it’s not the people who change, it’s the mask that falls off.
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