Here is the collection of witty and thought provoking Mae West quotes and sayings with images.

Mary Jane West was born on August 17, 1893 in Brooklyn, New York. She was regarded as a sex symbol in American entertainment industry. She was mainly famous for her acting, comedy, and screenwriting. She was one of the more controversial movie stars of her day whose entertainment career spanned seven decades. After her movie career ended she continued to write books and plays, and performed on radio and television regularly in several cities.


“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
Mae West

“There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.”
Mae West

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
Mae West

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.”
Mae West

“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
Mae West

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
Mae West

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
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“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better. ”
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“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
Mae West

“I’m single because I was born that way.”
Mae West

“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
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“I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.”
Mae West

“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”
Mae West

“A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.”
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“It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.”
Mae West

“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you–the next one may fall for your smile.”
Mae West

“Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”
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“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
Mae West

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
Mae West

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”
Mae West

“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”
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“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
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“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”
Mae West

“You are never too old to become younger!”
Mae West

“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”
Mae West

“Look your best – who said love is blind?”
Mae West

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
Mae West

“A woman in love can’t be reasonable–or she probably wouldn’t be in love.”
Mae West

“To err is human – but it feels divine.”
Mae West

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
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“I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.”
Mae West

“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”
Mae West

“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.”
Mae West

“The curve is more powerful than the sword.”
Mae West

“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
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“Keep a diary and one day it’ll keep you.”
Mae West

“The score never interested me, only the game.”
Mae West

“She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”
Mae West

“I’ve been things and seen places.”
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“Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.”
Mae West

“I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.”
Mae West

“I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.”
Mae West

“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”
Mae West

“One more drink and I’ll be under the host.”
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“Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.”
Mae West

“A man’s kiss is his signature.”
Mae West

“Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.”
Mae West

“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”
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“Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.”
Mae West

“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
Mae West

“It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.”
Mae West

“You may admire a girl’s curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.”
Mae West

“Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!’ ‘Goodness had nothing to do with it’.”
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“I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.”
Mae West

“Men are like li noleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for years.”
Mae West

“A hard man is good to find.”
Mae West

“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.”
Mae West

“If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”
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“A man in the house is worth two on the street.”
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“Men are all alike – except the one you’ve met who’s different.”
Mae West

“You can do what you want, but saving love doesn’t bring any interest.”
Mae West

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
Mae West

“Brains are an asset, if you hide them.”
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“I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor, and rich is better.”
Mae West

“When in doubt, take a bath…”
Mae West

“What’s the good of resisting temptation? There’ll always be more.”
Mae West

“If I can’t a man with a million dollars, I’ll a million men with one dollar.”
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“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
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“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
Mae West

“Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.”
Mae West

“I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”
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“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”
Mae West

“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
Mae West

“Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
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“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Mae West

“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
Mae West

“I’ve no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who’d do up the zipper on the back of your dress?”
Mae West

“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”
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“No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.”
Mae West

“I see you’re a man with ideals. I better be going before you’ve still got them.”
Mae West

“I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.”
Mae West

“It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.”
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