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40 Positive Funny Wednesday Quotes and Sayings With Images


Below is the collection of positive and funny Wednesday quotes, sayings, inspirational words on beautiful images. Share them with your loved ones to brighten their day.

Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.

They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
Robert A. Heinlein

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It’s up to you to find beauty in the ugliest days.

To some its Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.
Dwayne Johnson

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A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
Demetri Martin

If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday — so much is true.
Edna St. Vincent Millay

Opportunities don’t just happen, you create them.
Unknown – Funny Wednesday Quotes

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I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
Nelson Algren

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday – no matter what happened Tuesday.
Stephen Colbert

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Every day starts with some expectation but every day ends with some experience.
Unknown – Funny Wednesday Quotes

When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
Dane Cook

The bigger your challenges the bigger your opportunity for growth.
Karen Salmansohn

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My parents signed me up for classical guitar lessons, which made for two years of the most depressing Wednesday evenings.
Andrew Garfield

I would come home from school every Wednesday, order pizza, and watch ‘X-Files.’ I was devoted.
Ben Foster

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Help! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?
Blake Shelton

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.
Frank Sinatra – Funny Wednesday Quotes

The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.

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At school, I was only allowed four sweets every Wednesday, so I’ve developed an addiction.
Trinny Woodall

I like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.
Anthony Hopkins

Keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Marilyn Monroe

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Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What’s up?
Kit Williams – Funny Wednesday Quotes

There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.
John Major

Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.

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Home may be where the heart is but it’s no place to spend Wednesday afternoon.
Walker Percy

They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
Robert A. Heinlein

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I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Noel Coward – Funny Wednesday Quotes

My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.
Arsene Wenger

Focus on good thoughts and good things will happen. Happy Wednesday stay positive. Think positive. Do positive. A very good morning.

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Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control.
Patrick Stewart

I think that the problem is that people fear so many things and they don’t live life to its fullest. And for me as an artist, if God should want me to come this Wednesday to the end of my life, so be it.
Criss Angel

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It is ridiculous to sue the president on a Wednesday because he oversteps the law, as he has done a dozen times illegally and unconstitutionally, and then on a Thursday say that he should overstep the law, contradict the law that passed in 2008 and deal with this himself.
Charles Krauthammer

Every Wednesday, my husband and I have a study group with our friends. I attend church, we try to devote time in the morning, say a prayer.
Carrie Underwood – Funny Wednesday Quotes

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive-to breath, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Marcus Aurelius

May you find moments that make you smile today! Happy Wednesday.

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