Life will be less interesting if we take it seriously all the time. It is the humor in small things that makes life worth living. Here is the collection of smart and funny quotes about life.


“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
Elbert Hubbard

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow! What a Ride!’„
Hunter S. Thompson

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
Will Rogers positive funny quotes about life
“I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.”
Arthur C. Clarke

“Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You’d have a chance at least. You could lie there thinking: Well, at least I’m not dead.”
Tom Stoppard

“All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.”
J.M. Barrie

“I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that’s how I know I’m a woman!”
C. JoyBell C.

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“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.”
Stephen Hawking

“Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books.”
Julian Barnes

“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well, guess what, I get F’s!!!”
Bill Watterson – Funny Quotes About Life

“The only way Bex would miss this would be if she were unconscious. And tied up. And in a concrete bunker. In Siberia.”
Ally Carter

 positive funny quotes about life
“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”
Robert Frost

“If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction – and ultimately, without a major resolution.”
Jasper Fforde

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.”
Bill Cosby

“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.”
Jonathan Safran Foer

 positive funny quotes about life
“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
Woody Allen

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”
Terry Pratchett

“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he’d be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor and shouting ‘All gods are bastards!”
Terry Pratchett – Funny Quotes About Life

“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to hear ’27 months.’ ‘He’s two’ will do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place.”
George Carlin

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“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
Robert Benchley

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
Albert Einstein

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
Phyllis Diller

“Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.”
Niels Bohr

funny inspirational quotes about life
“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
Allen Saunders

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
Mark Twain

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
George Carlin – Funny Quotes About Life

“When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed.”
Laurell K. Hamilton

funny inspirational quotes about life
“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.”
Dave Barry

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”
Terry Pratchett

“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.”
Douglas Adams

“Short cuts make long delays.”
J.R.R. Tolkien

funny inspirational quotes about life
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
Cathy Guisewite

“All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.”
J.M. Barrie

“This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
George V. Higgins

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
Lawrence Ferlinghetti – Funny Quotes About Life

funny inspirational quotes about life
“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
Albert Einstein

“Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!”
Hergé

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
Winston S. Churchill

funny inspirational quotes about life
“If you don’t know where you’re going, any road’ll take you there.”
George Harrison – Funny Quotes About Life

“The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.”
Marjorie Pay Hinckley

“I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”
Terry Pratchett

“All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”
Blaise Pascal

funny inspirational quotes about life
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
Terry Pratchett

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
Bill Watterson

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”
Oscar Wilde

funny inspirational quotes about life
“The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.”
Bill Maher – Funny Quotes About Life

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”
Mark Twain

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
Woody Allen

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
Albert Einstein

funny inspirational quotes about life
“A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.”
Douglas Adams

“If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
Steven Wright

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
Dorothy Parker

funny inspirational quotes about life
“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
George Carlin

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
Mindy Kaling – Funny Quotes About Life

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
Douglas Adams

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

funny inspirational quotes about life
“Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
William Goldman

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
Isaac Asimov

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
Chuck Palahniuk

“Sometimes you know you’ve got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn’t so messed up, it wouldn’t be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn’t.”
Nick Hornby

funny inspirational quotes about life
“No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.”
Fernando Pessoa

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”
Woody Allen – Funny Quotes About Life

“Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that’s where it should stay.”
Christopher Hitchens

“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.”
Charles Bukowski

“When I was your age, television was called books.”
William Goldman

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