James “Dan” Quayle was born on February 4, 1947. He is an American politician and lawyer who served as the 44th Vice President of the United States from 1989 to 1993. He has said some ultimate hilarious things during his tenure. Here are some Dan Quayle quotes for the readers.



“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
Dan Quayle

“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.”
Dan Quayle

“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.”
Dan Quayle

“We have to do more than just elect a new President if we truly want to change this country.”
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“Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.”
Dan Quayle

“It’s a question of whether we’re going to go forward into the future, or past to the back.”
Dan Quayle

“Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.”
Dan Quayle

“I’ve never professed to be anything but an average student.”
Dan Quayle

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“We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.”
Dan Quayle

“It’s wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.”
Dan Quayle

“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.”
Dan Quayle

“Japan is an important ally of ours. Japan and the United States of the Western industrialized capacity, 60 percent of the GNP, two countries. That’s a statement in and of itself.”
Dan Quayle

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“This election is about who’s going to be the next President of the United States!”
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“The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive.”
Dan Quayle

“I don’t watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.”
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“We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.”
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“If you give a person a fish, they’ll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they’ll fish for a lifetime.”
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“I do have a political agenda. It’s to have as few regulations as possible.”
Dan Quayle

“You do the policy, I’ll do the politics.”
Dan Quayle

“You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.”
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“When you make as many speeches and you talk as much as I do and you get away from the text, it’s always a possibility to get a few words tangled here and there.”
Dan Quayle

“The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.”
Dan Quayle

“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
Dan Quayle

“I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.”
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“In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get – The Future!”
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“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
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“They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help. And we are helping, and we’re going to continue to help.”
Dan Quayle

“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.”
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“El Salvador is a democracy so it’s not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans… I have heard a single voice.”
Dan Quayle

“What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.”
Dan Quayle

“The mind is a terrible thing!”
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“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”
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“We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.”
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“It’s rural America. It’s where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Rural America, real America, real, real, America.”
Dan Quayle

“Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.”
Dan Quayle

“Someday I intend to read all those books I’ve written.”
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“We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in ‘Red Storm Rising’.”
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“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”
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“Great American sport. Horseshoes is a very great game. I love it.”
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“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
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“Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can’t do that. It’s gone, gone forever.”
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“It’s a very good historical book about history.”
Dan Quayle

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”
Dan Quayle

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
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“The future will be better tomorrow.”
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“Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They never vote for us.”
Dan Quayle

“The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.”
Dan Quayle

“The loss of life will be irreplaceable.”
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“I couldn’t help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake.”
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“I have a very good family. I’m very fortunate to have a very good family. I believe very strongly in the family. It’s one of the things we have in our platform, is to talk about it.”
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“We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.”
Dan Quayle

“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
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“Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less.”
Dan Quayle

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“Bank failures are caused by depositors who don’t deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.”
Dan Quayle

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
Dan Quayle

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
Dan Quayle

“Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.”
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“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
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“I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.”
Dan Quayle

“I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.”
Dan Quayle

“If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.”
Dan Quayle

“The thing is, if you control the Senate meetings, you control the gavel. And the gavel is a very important instrument… an instrument of power. An instrument that establishes the agenda.”
Dan Quayle

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“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”
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“This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.”
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“My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.”
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“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.”
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“Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t. I don’t know if its the way you say it, or how you look.”
Dan Quayle

“I’m going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was. He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we’ve had in a couple of hundred years.”
Dan Quayle

“It shows ‘us vs. them’, and I’m on the ‘us’ side.”
Dan Quayle

“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.”
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“I deserve respect for the things I did not do.”
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“What you guys want, I’m for.”
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“I spend a great deal of time with the President. We have a very close, personal, loyal relationship. I’m not, as they say, a potted plant in these meetings.”
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“Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.”
Dan Quayle

“When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it’s Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is.”
Dan Quayle

“I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child.”
Dan Quayle

“People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.”
Dan Quayle

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