Whether it’s a latte or French press, if you have a love for coffee, there’s a high chance that it’s a fierce love. Everything gets better with coffee! Going to work, working, reading a book, walking a dog, drawing, Coffee turns everything into pure joy. Looking for witty coffee quotes? Look no further! We’ve gathered an extensive collection of quotes from various sources.


Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

Decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
Albert Camus

On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

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If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure

Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

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There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage: coffee talk, and pillow talk. They should both be warm, and sweet.
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There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

Coffee: The gasoline of life. Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!

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Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep.

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
Turkish proverb

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Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!

Coffee, like life… One sip at a time.
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Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

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Coffee is like drinking sunshine!

Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.

Yes, I’m a coffee addict and I’m proud of it!

I can do all things through prayer and coffee.

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Death before decaf!!!

Coffee, all the goodness of life in a cup.

Decaf is a waste of cream and sugar.
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Life without coffee is a life not lived.

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.

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Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.!!

Coffee: Because sleep is for the weak.

Without coffee breaks, there will be no accomplishments!

Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!

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COFFEE : Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever !!

Give me some coffee and no one will get hurt!

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

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There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.
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You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.

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Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine

Coffee drinkers make better lovers.

Coffee is the best medicine for the stressed people.

No one man has done more to bring peace to mankind than the inventor of coffee.

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Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
Agatha Christie

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
Jonathan Swift – Coffee Quotes

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Stephen Wright

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
Sheik Abd- al- Kadir

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The best thing about waking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.

A great day starts with a great coffee, A great coffee starts with a great bean.

I love you but not as much as coffee.

Life’s too short for a bad coffee.

I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.
A.C. Van Cherub

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I cannot function in the morning with out my coffee. Therefore, if you want to talk to me, go buy me some coffee!

Nothing like a good cup of joe in the morning.

Nothing like that 12th cup of coffee in the morning, to get me started.
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First…for my magic trick, I shall turn this water into coffee!!

Coffee helps me become sane and sensible, the absent of coffee in a day is the absence of the whole me.

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I’m in pain. There’s no caffeine in may veins today.

Sleep is the mere illusion that occurs when there is not enough caffeine to displace the blood cells.

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
Sir James Mackintosh

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Given enough coffee I could rule the world!

Coffee is my happiness and productivity and it is the key of my successful life.

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me coffee and a pear tree.

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Is there any thing better than a cup of a hot coffee?

There are only two things that will make me happy in the morning, usually my wife gives me the other, a cup of coffee!
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You’ve drunk the right amount of coffee when you can sneeze with your eyes open.

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Your favorite music with a cup of coffee can change your mood in a small amount of time.

I can’t help but ponder if the bean in jack and the bean stalk, just had to be a coffee bean, no other kind of bean could take you to a golden egg.

Drink coffee do things faster, with more energy.

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I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

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There’s more depression in my life than there should be; so I drink my cup of coffee.
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Coffee is like alcohol they are both addictive but you can only drink one while your driving.

Everybody loves the greatness of coffee in the morning. It just wakes me up and makes me feel good and ready for the day to come.

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Coffee tastes like you’ve just taken one step into heaven.

Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world.

You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.

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Don’t criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.

All you need is love and more coffee.
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Decaffeinated coffee, like taking paracetamol for the taste.

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Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

If you see me up then I must’ve had a cup.

Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.

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Of the many ways to make a good cup of coffee, sheer accident is as good as any.
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Without coffee, I have no personality whatsoever!

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Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

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