Bo Burnham began his career from Youtube. He is a comedian, actor, and musician. He has contract for comedy shows with networks like, MTV, Netflix, and Comedy Central. Here are famous Bo Burnham quotes for his fans.


Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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What’s important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage. I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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My whole family thinks I’m gay, I guess it’s always been that way. Maybe it’s ’cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like… boys.
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And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.
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I’m very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a “show.” Some people might say I’m trying too hard, but that’s a compliment to me. I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don’t fully understand it’s purpose or function.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I don’t consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they’re listening to.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I just like to write and then perform.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I’ve found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes. I try to be strong about it and assure myself that only my close friends and family can really pass judgement on me personally, but it’s impossible to not let it get to you.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a ‘sociopath.’
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I’m also open to the fact that maybe it’s just an evolutionary hiccup, something that upright apes do in their free time.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I’ve found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, “Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers?” Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should… fix that. It’s good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don’t want to bully people, and I don’t want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, ‘Bo, you’re an artist… how do we fix Africa?’
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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