Here’s a list of funny and famous beer quotes from around the world. We hope you will enjoy the good-humored quotes compiled in this post.



“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”
Frank Zappa

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“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger

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“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
Abraham Lincoln – Beer Quotes

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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin

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“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.”
Tom Robbins

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“I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better.”
Barbara Crooker

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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
Kinky Friedman – Beer Quotes

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“Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.”
Rafael Sabatini

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“A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”
Stephen King

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“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
Oscar Wilde – Beer Quotes

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“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer strong, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”
Brendan Behan

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“I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really — like a beer that’s been in a brawl.”
David Justice

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“Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business.”
Jarod Kintz – Beer Quotes

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“Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”
Ray Bradbury

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“Beer is made by men, wine by God.”
Martin Luther

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“I’m an old-fashioned guy. I want t be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.”
Johnny Depp – Beer Quotes

“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
Gilbert K. Chesterton

“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
Plato

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